These Lovely Kirby Nintendo Valentines Suck

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This Valentine’s Day (or close enough to it) Nintendo has the perfect game to show how much they love Nintendo Switch owners. It’s called Bayonetta 2 and it’s about a sassy hair witch who kills angels with guns and kisses. But the kind of romance Bayonetta offers is strictly for mature gamers only. So what about younger fans looking for some Nintendo love? How about something pink and cuddly?

Kirby Star Allies is the next major Switch game from Nintendo. It’s not out for another month, but you can get a lovely taste of the puffball’s latest adventure with Nintendo’s Kirby-themed Valentine’s Day cards. Along with Kirby’s inherently lovable design, the Valentine’s Day connection also makes sense because Star Allies is all about recruiting enemies to your side through the power of hearts. It’s also about sucking, but that’s every Kirby game.

Over on Nintendo’s website you can download six Kirby cards to share with your Valentine, be they a friend or something more. The obviously standout is the one featuring buff King Dedede with the caption “You Swole My Heart,” but we’re also partial to “You’re A Work of Art” starring Paint Kirby. The lack of Meta-Knight is a little disappointing though. If there’s any Kirby character that needs love it’s that sword-wielding sad sack.

If you don’t love Kirby (and if so what’s wrong with you) you can also take Nintendo’s Valentine’s Day quiz and possibly get matched with other Nintendo characters. My sweetheart was Princess Peach, presumably because Captain Falcon wasn’t an option. You can also download more cards featuring other Nintendo characters.

Kirby Star Allies launches March 16 on Nintendo Switch, and we’re looking forward to it. But if Nintendo really loves us, if they really want to show us they care, they’ll tell us all about Switch versions of Smash Bros., Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Metroid, Mario Maker, Pikmin, and all of our other beloved Nintendo franchises.

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